The Whole Kit and Caboodle

It occurred to me not all that long ago that I neglected to introduce the cast of characters you'll find here in this blog. So without further ado, the cast of Life...Unscripted:

Main Characters

MUFFY: The slightly neurotic, slightly OCD, controlling, moody, witty, intelligent, shy, loyal, friendly, animal loving, compassionate, and spunky Canuck turned Southern Belle. Loves cooking, traveling, genealogy, DIYing, dancing, reading, writing, photography, sports, spending time with family and friends, and all things done outdoors. She is a stay-at-home Mom. Dislikes the whole vegetable concept (though she does eat plenty), changing poopy diapers, dusting, doing dishes, cigarettes, and snow.

BIG DADDY: The hardworking, outgoing, fun-loving, dedicated, honest, fiercely loyal, driven, happy-go-lucky, unorganized, scatterbrained, messy, pain in the butt redneck husband of Muffy. Big Daddy loves to eat, sleep, play with his son, sports, eat, watch television, eat, sleep, eat some more, Thee Ohio State Buckeyes, hogging the covers, lifting weights, eating, and picking on his wife. He detests cleanliness, sweet and sour anything, brussel sprouts, any person behind a wheel (besides himself), dusting, and bugs (can you believe a grown man of 6'2" is scared of bugs? It's so funny to see actually).

"O" aka THE CRITTER: The adorable, sweet, happy-go-lucky, adventurous, charming, outgoing, social butterfly, fickle, loud, incorrigible, sometimes obnoxious, often OCD, and independent offspring of Muffy and Big Daddy. He likes to eat, run, jump, chase, dig in dirt, swim, and animals. He loves cars, trains, planes, trucks, motorcycles, going for car rides dancing and singing. He is a regular ham. He dislikes vegetables, sleeping, having his bum changed, and people when they don't do what he wants them to do.

Supporting Players

MOTHER: Muffy's Mama.
KID aka SISTER: Muffy's younger sister.
KEEN: Muffy and Big Daddy's nephew. Offspring of Kid and Yo.
CODSTER: Muffy and Big Daddy's nephew. Offspring of Kid and Yo.
THE GIRLS: Muffy and Big Daddy's identical twin nieces. Offspring of Kid and Yo.
FURY BABIES aka CHINA PEARL and ADAIR: Muffy's (and Big Daddy and Critter's) cats
SUPERSTAR: O's best friend. The next door neighbour's boy.

Players Yet to be Seen
PAPA: Mother's spouse. Muffy's Step-father.
YO: Spouse of Kid.
GRANDADDY: Muffy's Father.
GRAN: Muffy's Step-mother
KELLYKINS: Muffy's youngest sister.
GOUBY: Muffy and Big Daddy's nephew. Offspring of Sac and Suz.
THUMB SUCKER: Muffy and Big Daddy's niece. Offspring of Sac and Suz.
SAC: Muffy's Step-brother.
SUZ: Former spouse of Sac.
LC: Muffy's Step-sister.
PASSGO: LC's spouse.
CINDER-ELLA: Muffy and Big Daddy's niece. Offspring of LC and Passgo.
HAWK: Muffy and Big Daddy's nephew. Offspring of LC and Passgo.

MAMAW: Big Daddy's Mama.
PAPAW: Bid Daddy's Father.
TT: Big Daddy's younger sister.
UNCLE D: Big Daddy's younger brother.
NAE: Muffy and Big Daddy's niece. Offspring of TT.
COWLICK KID: Muffy and Big Daddy's nephew. Offspring of TT.
QUICK DRAW MCGRAW: Muffy and Big Daddy's nephew. Offscpring of TT.
BABY GIRL: Muffy and Big Daddy's niece. Offspring of TT.
NANNY: Big Daddy's Grandmother.