All About Big Daddy

I talk about Big Daddy a great deal, he is a major part of my life after all, though you've barely even gotten a glimpse of who Big Daddy really is. I don't know whether that's good or bad. I'll let you decide for yourself. Best you strap on a seat belt.

ME: If you could be president for a day, what would you do?
B.D.: I'd take away all foreign aid and give it back to the citizens of this country that need it and by reducing our national debt. Then I'd nuke Iraq and Afghanistan after I pulled out all of our troops. I'd also make punishments for committing a crime more severe.
ME: How so?
B.D.: You kill someone, you in turn are killed. You rape someone and you die. People who commit hanous crimes are killed. If you steal something then you get your hand cut off. If you do it again you lose your other hand, but I'm certain people would be less likely to do it again. Basically, I'd do whatever I had to cut crime.
ME: You sound like a facious dictator.
B.D.: Pretty much.
ME: What about all those people that would lose their jobs when you closed down the prisons because you've either killed the criminals or carried out their sentencing? What happens to them? How would you be supporting them?
B.D.: I didn't think about that.

ME: If you could go back in time, when and to where would it be?
B.D.: I'd want to go back to the beginning of the earth's existance. I want to know whether it was actually as a result of the big bang theory, or was this world put here by God.

ME: If you were stranded on a deserted island, what one possession would you take with you and why?
B.D.: A can of snuff.
ME: You're kidding me, right?
B.D.: No. You know what I'm like with out it.
ME: What a crock. You just use that as a crutch.
B.D.: Maybe I do, but that's what I'd take.
ME: Just one can. And when you run out, what then?
ME: And what about O or I? You wouldn't take either of us with you, the two most important things to you in the world?
B.D.: If I had an unlimited supply of snuff, sure.
ME: You're impossible.
B.D.: Most times.

If tomorrow was your last day on earth, how would you spend it?
B.D.: Celebrating Christmas with you and O. I'd want to watch him open up his presents. I want to see him all excited.
ME: He was excited last year.
B.D.: But not like he is this year. It's all he's talking about right now, right?
ME: True.
ME: That would be a nice day.
B.D.: Oh, and one more thing.
ME: Ya?
B.D.: Ya. I'd watch Ohio State play Michigan - and win of course.
ME: At the Shoe (O.S.U. football stadium)?
B.D.: No, from home.

ME: If you could be reincarnated as anyone or anything, what or who would it be and why?
B.D.: (said with VERY little hesitation and smile on his face) I'd come back as a woman's sex toy!
ME: (I try not to choke on my drink) Are you kidding me?
B.D.: Nope!
ME: (still kind of choking and laughing) Why??!
B.D.: So I could see more action.
ME: Seariously?
B.D.: Yep
ME: (just laughing and shaking my head at him) I can't write that on my blog.
B.D.: (he laughs and grins)
ME: You're a pig.
B.D.: Oink, oink!

I think that I'll stop here for now. I'd hate to scare you people off with any more. LOL Maybe I should have put a warning at the top or something.


...to be cont'd